me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

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everets:

The only “Pokemon” ur gonna catch in tall grass is Lyme disease. Check for ticks every day.

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